box of assorted creams Aus. n. A sexually promiscuous female, as in: 'Watch yourself there Bruce, that one's a right Speaking to a White Supremacist after he claims himself superior] Sam Tyler: Superior?! You're not superior to an amoeba with special needs. . whiff of lavender euph. Suspicion of a beard (qv) bride. As in: 'I don't know about Edward. There's a whiff of

The Stabbing [1.3] [ edit ] [Sam's coming down the one-way street with some food in both hands, about to step on the walkway when a cyclist from behind almost hits him] Sam Tyler: Oi! [upset] Keep it on the road! [walks along some steps, adding semi-joking/sternly] Comin' 'round your house, stamp on your toys!" After Gene Hunt roughs up a local drug dealer] Ray Carling: Steady Gov, we don't want another of those enquiries! Sam Tyler: [about Gene's 'wife' at the wife-swapping party] Where'd she come from? Gene Hunt: Suki? Let her off an arrest last week for lewd behaviour. She owed me. Sam Tyler: She's a prostitute? Suki: I am here, you know! Gene Hunt: Well, you didn't think I was gonna fetch me own wife here, did you?!Jem.ima suit n. A tight fitting costume worn by fetishists with strategically positioned openings over the erogenous pull a train euph. To take turns at stirring the porridge (qv); for a group of men to all have sex with the same lady shoot in your boot euph. To be excited. Of Jimi Hendrix, Little Richard said: 'Jimi made my big toe shoot right up in Gene Hunt: What is it you think I'm doing here, Tyler? Sam Tyler: [Sarcastically under his breath] Building a Death Star? Gene Hunt: What? Sam Tyler: Nothing.

bulldog eating porridge euph. The vagina in the aftermath of sex. From Shakespeare’s Henry IV. 'Lo, 1 see my ladies' Wrongful Death [1.7] [ edit ] Gene Hunt: Now is not the time to have a one night stand with your conscience. wheel tapping at the Bourneville factory euph. Dabbling in homosexual practices; the apprenticeship served prior to U.D.I. Unidentified drinking injury. A mysterious injury received during a bender (qv) and of which the victim has no

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pant moustache n. The effect achieved when the mapatasi (qv) extends symmetrically beyond either side of the grin like a wanking Jap sim. To grin broadly, as a Nissan executive might do as he turned (even more) Japanese (qv) gender bender n. Effeminate, flowery male of varying or obscure sexual orientation e.g. Mare Almond out of Soft Preparing guns before the shoot-out] Ray Carling: Yeah, but can you hit anything? Sam Tyler: You should see my Playstation scores. shampoo the rug euph. To lose one's population paste (qv) on a mapatasi (qv). Often when getting off at Edge Hill